Dear Privacy Officer,
- What do you hold about me?
- How do you use it?
- Who have you given it to?
- Send me a copy of all of it.
- Which other companies have seen it?
- What is in my file?
- The law says you have to answer.
P.S. We do all of it for you. We find the companies that have your data, write to each one, keep an eye on their deadlines, and read what they send back. And we never take your data. It stays in your own inbox.
Sincerely, Dear Privacy Officer